Earhart Galactic Transportation

EGT provides all transportation for our tours. They are also highly experienced movers, able to get you and your stuff from Point A to Point B efficiently and all in one piece. Luxury liners mean you will travel in complete comfort. Senior and student discounts available. Luggage sticker now available in our online gift shop.

Coulroson’s Universal Event Planning & Catering

As clowning took over the Weldnikians’ way of life, they discovered they partied more. And more and more tourists were coming to attend their parties. They started out planning and holding events for their own planet, but it was soon apparent that they were needed elsewhere. They sent chefs to other worlds throughout the universe to discover the secrets of the most loved cuisines. Their waitstaff experienced the customs and cultures of their potential future clients. And they became experts at party activities for any kind of party, from a baby shower to a bar mitzvah, from a wedding to an orgy. Tens of thousands of venues! Excellent clown staff – ranked as one of the most popular places to work on Coulroson’s World. 20% discount for GalactaTours clients! Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.

The Martian Condominiums, Mars

Luxurious condo living on the Red Planet. Long term or monthly leases available. Close to shopping, schools, transportation, entertainment, churches, water & oxygen stations, and much more. Special rates for GalactaTours clients.

Motel Morbius, Altair V

Spend your next vacation at the beautiful Motel Morbius on sunny Altair V. Great place to stay if you have kids at Krell University. Close to all Krell museums and attractions. Discounted rates for university parents and seniors. Luggage sticker now available in our online gift shop.

Judge Crater Motel

Located on Earth’s beautiful Moon, this motel has been voted #1 in the Milky Way for elopements – come here to get married and save all that wedding money for an amazing honeymoon! We can also host any event – we use Coulroson’s Universal Event Planners & Catering to create the perfect party!

The Heinlein Hotel

Popular with Pub Crawl participants because they have the most effective hangover cure in the galaxy! Luxury accommodations on beautiful Klendathu in the Andromeda Galaxy. Heated pool, spa, movie theater, and tattoo parlor on premises. Luggage sticker now available in our online gift shop.

Wellrose Spa & Resort

A day of shopping in the Whirlpool Galaxy can completely wear you out. Make a quick jump over to Wellrose IV and check out the Wellrose Spa & Resort. Here you can enjoy Aldebaran Betty Yoga, Tyronese Blowfish Soaking Tubs, Moracken Snail Facials, and various massage therapies from our 11 finger (on each hand) Toolakian staff, to name just a few of our exclusive treatments. Discounted multi-treatment packages available.

Krell University, Altair V

After the destruction of Altair IV, surviving Krell knowledge was brought to Altair V. Many universities and museums have popped up, as well as multiple research companies. KU is now accepting students from all regions of the universe, with scholarships and financial aid available to all. KU rates high in the top 10 of universal universities. This design is now available in the online gift store.

Coulroson’s College of Clowning

Ranked the #1 clown college in the Universe. Campuses located all around Coulroson’s World. Join the Master Clown degree program (10 months) or come for week long refresher classes, including Performance 101, Advanced Comic Dancing, Hilarious Voices 215, the Craft of Balloon Animals, and Basic Clown Car Maintenance. Professor Coulroson still teaches the Art of Clown Makeup and Sidesplitting Walks. What ever length of time you plan to stay, we can help arrange your tuition (GalactaTours clients receive a 25% discount!) and accommodations. Job placement assistance is also available. Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.

The Knights Temporal, Coconolte Investigation Agency (CIA)

We’ve pretty much all heard of the Knights Templar. In the universe of Time-Zone Labs and GalactaTours, we have the Knights Temporal. These good folk work with the Coconolte Investigation Agency to solve mysteries across various periods in time. For instance, if your dog has been kidnapped and taken to the First Century to be drafted into the Roman military, the Knights Temporal are just the ones to rescue poor Fido. Or if you are just trying to find your mother-in-law who went on the Stop ‘n’ Shop tour, took off her tracking bracelet and hasn’t been heard of since, but packages keep being delivered to your house, these are the guys to call. Luggage sticker now available in our online gift shop.