Coulroson’s “Hey, Dude” Clown Ranch
The Weldnikians became fascinated with the Earth’s Old West after one of Coulroson’s story times and after much research, created the perfect old world style dude ranch, with clowns. They imported all the necessary creatures – horses, cattle, coyotes, snakes, lizards; if you can find it in Earth’s deserts, you will experience it here! Enjoy a relaxing week of hiking, horseback riding, cattle drives, fly-fishing, trap shooting, roping, swimming, rodeos, archery, and games of horseshoes! Evening campfires, singalongs, and dances. Cook outs every day. All this fun while wearing clown shoes measuring 16” long and 13” wide! One huge advantage is the weather is much nicer than Earth’s desert areas so your makeup won’t melt off. Multiple locations throughout Coulroson’s World. Call us today to arrange the clown vacation of your dreams! Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.
Coulroson’s Amusement Parks
If you’ve got clowns, you need a place for them to work. Coulroson’s World boasts 320 amusement parks, all of them different. Parks designed for all ages and catering to the needs and desires of all. All parks post age requirements and warnings based on content – some are a little more “adult” if you know what we mean. You’ll find friendly clowns, scary clowns, and sexy/fetish clowns, just for a couple of examples. Whatever you want in your clowns, we can find it for you! Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.
Universal-Class Clown College
Do you or someone else you know want to be a clown? Coulroson’s World offers the best in clown education! Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.
