The Mast-o-Dome

Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy

For all the meat lovers out there – travel back 9.75 million years to the Mast-o-Dome, the only time and place to get mastodon ribs on Earth! Located where Yellowstone is in the 21st century, this restaurant is geo-thermally powered and enclosed in a polycarbonate dome encompassing over a million square feet. Enjoy fine dining and spectacular views from multiple levels all while in the safety and temperature controlled comfort of the dome.

In addition to ribs, all other cuts of meat are available – steaks, filets, roasts; soups and stews – quite an extensive menu – we recommend the Meat-Lovers Pizza! All meat is dry aged for 30 – 60 days. The Mast-o-Dome also boasts the largest wine cellar found in the past 20 million years.

We haven’t forgotten that a meat lover’s date may be vegan – fresh fruit and produce is delivered daily for the freshest vegan dishes from universally acclaimed android vegan Master Chef Xed-42, who has recently been updated to version 2.2.

For all the environmentalists out there – no worries! Our mastodons are sustainably harvested – there is no danger the herds will go extinct any faster than is already known and you can enjoy a free tour of the mastodon farm. In fact, studies are showing we are potentially contributing adding a few years for them.

Betty’s Garden

Betty, Aldebaran System, Milky Way Galaxy

Named after the Goddess of Fruit in ancient Aldebaran mythology, the planet Betty is most likely the healthiest planet in the universe. It has been known for it’s produce for many centuries. The perfect weather of the planet sustains the multitude of farms that provide produce to the entire galaxy. This is a great place to start your date with a picnic catered by Betty’s Garden!

While there are many restaurants worldwide, this is one of the most popular. The planet grows over three million different fruits and vegetables, and Betty’s Garden has a recipe for the use of every one of them. There are many sampler options on the menu so you can try as many as possible on your visit.

NOTE: Meat is NOT allowed anywhere on the planet; trying to smuggle any kind of meat in will get you jail time and GalactaTours does not offer legal services at this time!

Jimmie Jay’s 18 Hour Seafood Buffet

Svendle, Fraewin System, NGC 1512 Galaxy

A planet that is 80% water should know something about seafood. Not only does the planet itself have millions of edible forms of seafood, Jimmie Jay’s brings in the most popular seafood from other galaxies. There are so many types of seafood, Jimmie Jay had to start mixing it up – hence the 18 hour buffet where every hour the selection changes! (Svendle has an 18 hour day.) There is also a large selection of accompanying side dishes chosen specifically for each meal’s main entrees. Always available – cornbread – you have got to try it!

Tanya’s Chic Repeat

Zwart, Swantola System, NGC 1365

Shopping at a thrift store on a date? You bet! This is one of the most popular stops on the Stop ‘n’ Shop ZipTrip. Over two million square feet to find the best stuff in the universe. Fun game – with a set small amount of currency, you and your date buy an outfit or gift for each other. And – Tanya gives a 20% off coupon to all GalactaTours travelers!

Skull Swamp Tattoo Parlor and Café

Hamilton, Vega System, Milky Way Galaxy

Proprietor “Skully” Mullins will personally welcome you and your date into his tattoo parlor and café. Skully is covered in skull tattoos – if you ask, he will show you the ones in polite locations, then ask if you want to see the ones that aren’t. Your call.

Skully employs the very best artists from around the galaxy – your tattoo is guaranteed NOT to show up on an embarrassing site of “Hilarious Tattoo Fails” in any galaxy! Skully also offers the “Bring Your Friends” Discounts, which can potentially save you a ton.

All patrons will get their first Poke Latte free. The café also features an incredible bakery – you need to remember to save room for dessert if you eat before coming here!

This is an awesome place if you and your date are into ink. However, if this is a first date, we do NOT recommend you get your date’s name tattooed anywhere on your body!

Coulroson’s Mini Golf

Coulroson’s World, Clatter System, NGC 1512

What could be more fun than playing mini golf in clown shoes? Admittedly, it takes some practice to learn how to hit the ball rather than the shoes, but once you get the hang of it, it’s a blast! Golf is very popular on Coulroson’s World, and this is where every local, including your host, 9 time Coulroson Quigley Cup Winner, Sprinkles O’Windbag, has gotten their start. Spanning over 400 acres, Coulroson’s Mini Golf boasts 124 nine-hole courses, 37 thirteen-hole courses, and 71 eighteen-hole courses – and each one has a completely different theme! Luggage sticker now available in the online gift shop.

Orange Pickles Comedy Club

Exbildray, Homeworld System, Whirlpool Galaxy

Founded by Exbildray’s finest comedic actor, Jerry Martin, this family friendly club has risen to galactic fame in a short time. Every comedian in the Universe is angling to work here. There are no set lineups of comics; every day, names of the hopefuls present are drawn from a hat to determine the Fortunate Five who each get one of the five daily hour-long performances playing to the always packed house. On any given day, there could be a couple hundred funny people hoping to get on this stage. To make it fair, Jerry limits comics to once a year performances. No matter who has the luck of the draw, you won’t be disappointed.

The Natural History Museum of Oreo

Oreo, Antares System, Milky Way Galaxy

During the 22^nd century on Earth, a ship was sent out with 100 humans and many varied livestock to colonize a small M-class planet in the Antares System. All the travelers were put into hibernation for the long voyage. Upon reaching their destination 3 years later (galactic speeds have improved greatly by Earth’s 22^nd century), the commander discovered that the 9 cats brought along for companionship and rodent control on the planet had somehow escaped hibernation. They had multiplied along the way, and eaten most of the other sleeping animals to survive! The ship was a smelly mess and required a month of cleaning but was soon converted into a city hall.

The humans lived on the planet for several centuries until wiping themselves out in a senseless war over the production of peanut butter. The cats, however, continued to thrive. They lived quite well on the lush planet, and after over 32,000 years, finally evolved into human-like beings.

You and your date will travel 32,750 years into the future to the Natural History Museum of Oreo where you will see featured exhibitions on: Art, Music, & Culture; Evolution; Literature; and Introduction of Wearables, among others; and of course, the complete history of the Peanut Butter Wars. You will also enjoy the history of the Founding 9, the original cats from Earth, including a premiere display about Oreo, the black and white cat for whom the planet is named.